Chapel Hill

It's a pretty long drive from Charleston, SC to the eastern shore. So, I decided to stop by Chapel Hill, NC to hang out with Chris (and his dog, Max, the coolest dog....ever). Chapel Hill is probably my third favorite college town. (the first is blacksburg, duh and second is athens, ga) The people in Chapel Hill are a little pretentious. I take this as an open invitation to get drunk and tell inappropriate stories.

Jason, a friend of chris's, had a cookout in the afternoon. We roll up there with a cooler packed full of Miller Lite and abita beer (for the beer snobs). Now from the standpoint of a 23 year old, the point of a cookout is to drink heavily, eat large quantities of meat, and maybe throw pool furniture into the pool. Well someone should have warned me, because the majority of people at this cookout were 30 years old, married, and had kids. Chris and I were drunk and illiciting dirty stares due to the language content of our conversation. We awkwardly left after a while.

We eventually went downtown to Franklin St. Not many people drink in Chapel Hill....on a sunday. The fun part of the night was that the two bars we went to served 34oz. beers. That's half a pitcher. I drank over two pitchers worth of miller lite. We ended up at this bar called He's not here. It was karoke night and some douchebag decides he wants to sing Oasis. I hate Oasis. I wanted everyone in the bar to know how much I hate Oasis. So I immediatley stand up and proceed to yell at them about how much Oasis sucks and then I started making up my own lyrics to the song. Everyone in the bar is looking at me like, "who the hell is this moron?". I thought for sure that we would be asked to leave at this point. I'm not sure where this is going, nothing interesting happened the rest of the night. Chris tried to sign me up to sing Foreigner - Double Vision, but after I made fun of the Oasis singers I decided to not go up because they would probably try and embarass me to make themselves feel better. I chickened out, but it was last call so there was no real point anyway...